what noise do sea lions make?

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michaxl:

did you say walk

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i miss him.

and i miss cuddling. and penis. and having fun. and kissing. and good sex.

there are definitely things i don’t miss. but i miss all of that. too bad that couldn’t have been what our relationship was about

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These eyes have seen a nuclear blast and it’s been the last thing they’ve seen. After the image of that bright flash of light on August 6, 1945, there has been nothing for 18 years. This photo was taken in Hiroshima, 1963.

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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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Click for all types of gifs! (You won’t regret it)

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lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Is this story true? i dont even fucking care she is the greatest human

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